why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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