a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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