I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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