the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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