You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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