Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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