after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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