Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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