she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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