they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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