I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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