I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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