how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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