I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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