Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
