Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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