Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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