We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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