Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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