Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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