your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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