Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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