the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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