ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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