A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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