Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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