i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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