I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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