how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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