Got a toothbrush?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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