God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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