Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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