did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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