I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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