I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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