You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I think I just sharted jello shots
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