I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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