Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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