I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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