I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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