so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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