what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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