You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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