i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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