i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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