Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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