drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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