That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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