look no pants
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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