so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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