I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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