I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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