No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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