I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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