..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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