Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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